Last year we wrote about a green green tree Christmas; ‘Is your Christmas Tree costing you the Earth, this year we bring you some ‘off-the-shelf’ elf jokes which might be good for your ‘ealth:

  • Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had low “elf-esteem”!
  • What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  • Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber? It needed a trim!
  • What do you call an old snowman? Water!
  • Why was the turkey at the band’s concert? It was the drum-stick!
  • What do you call a cat on the beach during Christmas time? Sandy Claws!
  • What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
  • What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
  • Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital? Because he has private ‘elf care!
  • Why would you invite a mushroom to a Christmas party? He’s a fun guy to be with.
  • What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?    The elf-abet
  • What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?    He gives them the sack.
  • What is Santa’s favourite pizza?    One that’s deep pan, crisp and even.
  • Which football team did Baby Jesus support?   Manger-ster United.
  • What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar?    He got 24 days.

We hope you have a lovely Christmas with friends and family and a fantastic New Year.

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